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[28 Jan 2008|05:25pm] |
ATTENTION TENANTS:
I will give six month's free rent to ANYONE who can give me 'just cause' to evict Mallard. Which is a dumb last name and which reminds me of a duck. Here is the thing: his psycho girlfriend threw something at my head. I was so surprised that I fell into the pool. Lenny Adamowski does not swim. He has a boat, why would he need to swim? It was a good thing my temporary head of security, Madge-who-is-inferior-to-Doyle was there. Jeez! A guy tries to clean the pool for you jackholes and what does he get? Hit in the heat with a set of sculpting tools!
Apparently, Mallard lied and cheated on his crazy girlfriend. Apparently he is not appreciative of her modestly sized-yet-still-seliciously perky breasts - I would be, because I am a man. Unlike Mallard who even has a girl's hair cut.
So I blame my untimely head injury on him; he is on the top of my most hated list, followed by The Communist and Fuckaby.
Fuckaby has decided to marry and procreate. I cannot get behind this idea. His seed did not need to be spread. Double D Jeopardy does not know it but she is carrying Satan Spawn.
I hate the girls in B-13, too, because they are NOT lesbians. I saw the short one making out with the one who looks like a Lumberjack from B-15.
The Deaf Kid is okay. He cannot talk.
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[06 Jan 2008|12:05am] |
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